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was disappointing
#Seattle #petexpo was disappointing. Glad we didn't spend $700 on a booth. #oopabed
wrapped pork
#honey #bacon wrapped pork #NOM
Son: This case is kinda nice, but not this color. Me: Yeah, not douche color. Son: Is that an official color, like mauve? Me: Yes, yes it is. Middle-aged men in bad suits thinking they’re all cool with their phone in the douche colored case
Son: This case is kinda nice, but not this color. Me: Yeah, not douche color. Son: Is that an official color, like mauve? Me: Yes, yes it is. Middle-aged men in bad suits thinking they're all cool with their phone in the douche colored case. #doyouhavethisinblack
And bring your Um. .. wha ?? Yeah please don’t show up without your head
And bring your. .. #blanket #family #head Um. .. wha ?? Yeah please don't show up without your head. #autocompletefail
He
He! #cute #trainingwheels #bikeonbus
A salad spinner that dries 5 POUNDS of salad???
A salad spinner that dries 5 POUNDS of salad??? #BigFuckingSalad
Wait… It’s an agreement for a mobile device from a mobile company
Wait... It's an agreement for a mobile device from a mobile company. #Irony
Black rice ramen. It’s pretty. Tasty too! Food of the gods or was it royalty
Black rice ramen. It's pretty. Tasty too! Food of the gods or was it royalty... #lunch #NOM
Passing in the very much NOT night
Passing in the very much NOT night. #theotherferry #Seattle #bluestskies #nofilters
The Sound of Puget.
The Sound of Puget.