was disappointing
#Seattle #petexpo was disappointing. Glad we didn't spend $700 on a booth. #oopabed
Beauty Does Not Come in a Waxy Tube
Dear Entrepreneur Media, I followed you on LinkedIn because I am an Entrepreneur and I thought you might post some helpful info aimed at those who own their own business. I did not realize that the women you are writing about are not at all like me, but belong in a 1950's beauty pageant, or worse, in a secretarial pool doing the typing for the men who are too busy doing the "real" work.
wrapped pork
#honey #bacon wrapped pork #NOM
Son: This case is kinda nice, but not this color. Me: Yeah, not douche color. Son: Is that an official color, like mauve? Me: Yes, yes it is. Middle-aged men in bad suits thinking they’re all cool with their phone in the douche colored case
Son: This case is kinda nice, but not this color. Me: Yeah, not douche color. Son: Is that an official color, like mauve? Me: Yes, yes it is. Middle-aged men in bad suits thinking they're all cool with their phone in the douche colored case. #doyouhavethisinblack
And bring your Um. .. wha ?? Yeah please don’t show up without your head
And bring your. .. #blanket #family #head Um. .. wha ?? Yeah please don't show up without your head. #autocompletefail
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He! #cute #trainingwheels #bikeonbus
A salad spinner that dries 5 POUNDS of salad???
A salad spinner that dries 5 POUNDS of salad??? #BigFuckingSalad
Wait… It’s an agreement for a mobile device from a mobile company
Wait... It's an agreement for a mobile device from a mobile company. #Irony
Black rice ramen. It’s pretty. Tasty too! Food of the gods or was it royalty
Black rice ramen. It's pretty. Tasty too! Food of the gods or was it royalty... #lunch #NOM
Passing in the very much NOT night
Passing in the very much NOT night. #theotherferry #Seattle #bluestskies #nofilters